do you want to hear a joke
the north american education system
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
Captain Jack Harkness’s very first line
(Source: halorvic)
there is nothing romantic about
- not knowing you’re beautiful
- loving someone until they learn to love themselves
please stop romanticizing low self esteem.
it’s one thing to love a person who happens to have low self esteem
it’s another thing to frame low self esteem as a desirable trait.
Fancast meme: Firefly → 1 of 8 alternate universe premises
1920s - “So, what are we doing?” “Crime!”
After fighting in the trenches of the Great War, Malcolm Reynolds and Zoe Washburne open a restaurant in Manhattan. Serenity’s a bit dingy and a lot disreputable-looking, but it is a front for a speakeasy and other not-so-legal enterprises. Jayne Cobb’s intimidatin’ person makes public relations a breeze, and no one on the East Coast is half the getaway driver Hoban “Wash” Washburne is. Kaylee Frye’s young, but she’s a genius when comes to keeping Serenity running. Good thing too, no one else has a clue how restaurants and speakeasies work. Inara Serra lends the operation some respectability. Can’t be too bad a place if you’ve got a talented jazz singer, right? Things get a little complicated when the Tam siblings come crashing through with the Bureau of Investigation hot on their heels. Simon gave up a glittering surgical career to break River out of a fancy government-funded boarding school upstate. He says they were messing with her mind. Whether or not that’s true, she’s definitely a bit in the way of Zelda Fitzgerald. It’s a heap of trouble, but the crew doesn’t have to explain gunshot wounds to nosy nurses anymore. For some reason, Derrial Book’s hanging around, and he knows an awful lot about shady folk and their ways for a pastor. Not much they can do about that: the guy’s a real help. Still, it ain’t easy. Plans never go smooth and it’s a bit too easy to catch a bullet between the eyes, especially when everyone in town thinks you’re a man of honor in a den of thieves. But at the end of the day, after they’ve outrun cops and outgunned competition, they still got Serenity. It ain’t much, but it’s enough.
Season 1
Episode 0 - The Lost Episode
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8256wCCBVe8
Episode 1 - Divide And Conquer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCsvFyABFaw (Part 1)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WarH4fWAJak (Part 2)
Episode 2 - Sisters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEpUt9TaC30 (Part 1)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=my7aq0Np5qI (Part 2)
Episode 3 - Final Exam
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETFcA1fd1i0 (Part 1)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee9efk5jvRw (Part 2)
Episode 4 - Forces Of Nature
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b90rRCF90Pg (Part 1)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL27oS1sbBM (Part 2)
Episode 5 - The Sum Of His Parts
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9Gd8Mz4PlI (Part 1)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CL7jR8TZJFI (Part 2)
Episode 6 - Nevermore
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pYAN_8tIVc (Part 1)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyG-Zf-pJ_4 (Part 2)
Episode 7 - Switched
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aL9cipjIiek (Part 1)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=592kdmyuazc (Part 2)
Episode 8 - Deep Six
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2SzAnhrvl8 (Part 1)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFWUx2XAsa8 (Part 2)
Episode 9 - Masks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOGW-Ehqc8M (Part 1)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEC3QhpJltI (Part 2)
Episode 10 - Mad Mod
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLtlQw2FnZQ (Part 1)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCTqCDktzYU (Part 2)
Episode 11 - Car Trouble
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E86PG6I94eY
Episode 12 - Apprentice: Part 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8KmuR8I6-E
Episode 13 - Apprentice: Part 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8WcTRzc1b4
Season 2
Episode 1 - How Long Is Forever?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lg4LCoXx6z4
Episode 2 - Every Dog Has His Day
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOd_LKbBxRY
Episode 3 - Terra
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lT4UARv3q14
Episode 4 - Only Human
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81rgdZOLxLc
Episode 5 - Fear Itself
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRd8kEQlQTY
Episode 6 - Date With Destiny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1U7higUXWgc
Episode 7 - Transformation
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtmaeEDGrjs
Episode 8 - Titan Rising
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCliW6-V0zw
Episode 9 - Winner Take All
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3Un7I7aKEg
Episode 10 - Betrayal
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydRPJh7CCfo
Episode 11 - Fractured
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X-4-RP2lNs
Episode 12 - Aftershock: Part 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bT2XYKSZ6Cs
Episode 13 - Aftershock: Part 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4bYhitHdsU
Season 3
Episode 1 - Deception
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLYQZ_6LO24
Episode 2 - X
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWG5gV-lP7Y
Episode 3 - Betrothed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHWidNhkqHM
Episode 4 - Crash
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cBDPohJPJY
Episode 5 - Haunted
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV75398EDB8
Episode 6 - Spellbound
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddR-OOOi3VU
Episode 7 - Revolution
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NttY8gP-4kY
Episode 8 - Wavelength
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c39cU9U9Y6I
Episode 9 - The Beast Within
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrIS2xWemDU
Episode 10 - Can I Keep Him?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjWeYH4eb8k
Episode 11 - Bunny Raven Or How To Make A Titananimal Disappear
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZMHsKNjDZ4
Episode 12 - Titans East: Part 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BekN5yJ-p-s
Episode 13 - Titans East: Part 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rivymSon2dI
Season 4
Episode 1 - Episode 257-494
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jimVIT076O0
Episode 2 - Cyborg The Barbarian
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKjNt8E-12g
Episode 3 - Birthmark
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yN7mZTCyc2I
Episode 4 - The Quest
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eEkHsZOvzE
Episode 5 - Employee Of The Month
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JE8wQgm06Q
Episode 6 - TROQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeAmLlBDAfw
Episode 7 - The Prophecy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6lBiu5NBv0
Episode 8 - Stranded
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7-cM1n-93o
Episode 9 - Overdrive
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0k_UayidyY
Episode 10 - Mother Mae-Eye
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGU1VqWTw-w
Episode 11 - The End: Part 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLMX2zP10rA
Episode 12 - The End: Part 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFiO-Jgu9R0
Episode 13 - The End: Part 3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr9d0BgXOhU
Season 5
Episode 1 - Homecoming: Part 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgxdSgr8MhE
Episode 2 - Homecoming Part 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBGjxH95h_M
Episode 3 - Trust
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPSMRtmGTas
Episode 4 - For Real
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnWb4-NoHsw
Episode 5 - Snowblind
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak1f0_ofZHs
Episode 6 - Kole
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4JxP7_kbSw
Episode 7 - Hide & Seek
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1LcI6hb-cY
Episode 8 - Lightspeed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npQ0JmfwcO8
Episode 9 - Revved Up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvevViDfQnc
Episode 10 - Go
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_n_PVPxDJw
Episode 11 - Calling All Titans
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1zrB9FsyNE
Episode 12 - Titans Together
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nx7s6EmbxA
Episode 13 - Things Change
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjI88vqanAI
Movie
Teen Titans: Trouble In Tokyo
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS
WELL I KNOW WHAT IM DOING ALL NIGHT
Omg yes
woah okay
tomorrow
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
johnlocked-stargazer-in-tardis:
Perfect my dash is perfect
Link and Navi at some con. THIS IS THE MOST ADORABLE THING EVER.
“Hey Link!”
“What.”
“Hey Link!”
“What.”
“Hey Link!”
“WHAT.”
“Watch out!”“Omg, nothing’s there, Navi.”
OMG HER VOICE IS JUST LIKE NAVI’S
SO CUTE
Vader’s Little Princess
(Source: hiddenbrugh)
